Monday, February 27, 2006
"In an unanimous decision, the MOE has decided that Education will now no longer be compulsory."
"For all Secondary Schools, the MOE has decided to take off the Mathematics Component as research has shown that students often suffer from late nights as a result of too much mathematics. Hence, the subject has been withdrawn. The English Language and Second Language has also been withdrawn after much debate, as we feel that students will have sufficient practice with their family members and friends. The Subject of Literature in English will be taken from the curriculum as we do not see much need in analysing every story, paragraph, sentence, word and letter. The two subjects, Geography and History which students find rather taxing on the nerves will be withdrawn as really, they are quite useless. As for Biology, Physics and Chemistry, they have been classified as subjects that intoxicate an unsuspecting student's mind. For Art, Music and Home Economics, there are very few people willing to take up these particular posts, so after a heated debate, we regret to say that they will no longer play a part in the school curriculum any longer. "
"As such, we strongly encourage parents to engage private tutors to teach their children as nothing can be gained from the New School Curriculum as there will be nothing taught except Stoning. Thank you for your concern over this matter."
Disclaimer: The above is not meant to offend anybody. It was all said in good fun and humour.
READ MY LIPS: NO PUN INTENDED.
G'night.
9:10 pm
