Tuesday, February 14, 2006
In honour of Valentine's Day, I shall update. (:
I went round wishing [most] people a happy valentine's day, and when I wished this particular guy, he was so taken aback. Jeez. Talk about sending the wrong signals. Can you imagine if every guy thought that way...? I'd have no face. They'd each think that all I could think of was them, them, and only them. Talk about spoiling one's appetite.
So. Yesterday was crowded with lovey-dovey girls and boys alike, gift shops were crammed from top to bottom with stuff toys. Right, so maybe I'm exaggerating a little. But whatever. That's how I saw it, that's how I'll tell it.
I wanted to retch. A couple in front of me on the escalator were holding hands... And guess what they did. They kissed. Fine. It's just a kiss. But d'you know how long they took to kiss? All the way down the escalator. Walking to the next escalator down. Only on the second escalator did they stop. Wow. How long is that...?
Sure, some of you who are already doing that may be coming after me, telling me that in a few years time I'm gonna do just that. Um...? Yeowch. Poor guy. You had better never set eyes on me. Cos I sure am the most difficult girl on earth, and even my parents agree. (:
Forget this valentine stuff. Let's talk about something else. Let me talk about something else. You shut up keep quiet and listen.
Ok, so I guess there really is nothing to say, except that I LOVE MLCF COS SHE IS THE GREATEST, MOST GRACEFUL AND SWEETEST WOMAN AND TEACHER ON EARTH. HER EVERY WORD IS GOLDEN, AND SHE RECOMMENDS THE SNGS EXERCISE BOOK TO EVERYBODY, COS IT IS LIGHT AND HANDY. YOU HAD BETTER LISTEN TO HER. HER EVERY WORD IS GOLDEN, REMEMBER? YOU INSENSITIVE AND MOST UN-GRACEFUL GITS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN TOUCH HER SANDALS OR WHATEVER, MUCH LESS MAKE NOISE WITH THE HOLE PUNCHER AND FILE DURING SCIENCE CLASS.
BE NICE TO HER, OR YOU'LL PAY.
Damn. It.
9:39 pm
